What once was a blue planet full water and life is now barren and resembles Mars. Over 99% of life on the planet was destroyed, only the toughest organisms were able to survive.
Our last correspondent on the International Space Station recorded earth’s last moments in a final attempt to preserve a little bit of history of this once great civilization. What you read below is the series of events that lead to the downfall of the human race.
In the year 2020 Google’s team decided to update their algorithm to – what they thought – would be a more fair and balanced way to rank websites in search results.
When the changes went live, millions of SEO experts rushed to their favorite online forums to voice their complaints.
This massive wave of traffic crashed major hosting companies, leading to the collapse of the stock market. Not long after that, every major currency collapsed and people resorted to looting and violence. Every man for himself.
Pandemonium in the streets. Martial law declared.
And then the nukes.
We sent a correspondent to Google’s headquarters for a final attempt to learn what happened.
A Google representative had this to say:
In a last ditch effort to save humanity, countries pooled together their remaining resources to send a re-colonization team to the International Space Station in hopes of one day returning to earth.
They’re expected to return sometime in the year 2500.
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